{"product_id":"milk-carton-mug","title":"“Milk Carton\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis mug delivers peak Gen‑X childhood energy: the kind where you got told to be home by dark, nobody checked if you actually were, and your mom occasionally wondered if the milk carton system might handle things better. It’s blunt, it’s a little twisted, and it’s exactly the kind of joke only someone who grew up in the era of latchkey afternoons and missing‑kid posters could appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for sipping coffee while remembering that supervision was optional, helmets were a suggestion, and somehow, we still made it to adulthood. It’s not sentimental. It’s not dramatic. It’s just the kind of dry, slightly unhinged honesty Gen X is famous for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClean serif design. Muted colors. Maximum truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Dishwasher-safe to preserve the print and gloss\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, crisp printing on glossy white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free with a comfortable C-handle\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":53699620340006,"sku":"23307318504881780427","price":10.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":53699620372774,"sku":"87716013630025590007","price":11.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1031\/4137\/6294\/files\/12427269991147010605_2048.jpg?v=1788999161","url":"https:\/\/genxgoods.com\/products\/milk-carton-mug","provider":"Gen X Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}