{"product_id":"crunchy-hair-mug","title":"“Crunchy Hair\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis mug is basically a tribute to surviving the aerosol era. If you grew up in the 80s, you remember the bathroom counter permanently occupied by that purple‑and‑white can, the one that turned hair into architecture and made every hallway smell like a chemical experiment. Our bangs didn’t move, our hair crunched when we turned our heads, and humidity didn’t stand a chance. It was structural engineering disguised as styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s for anyone whose childhood was a mix of loud music, questionable fashion, and a cloud of hairspray thick enough to qualify as weather. We didn’t style our hair — we reinforced it. And somehow, we all walked around acting like this was normal. This mug just nods to the era. The smell, the crunch, the attitude. A whole generation held together by caffeine, sarcasm, and whatever was in that can.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClean serif design. Muted colors. Maximum truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Dishwasher-safe to preserve the print and gloss\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, crisp printing on glossy white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free with a comfortable C-handle\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":53707901632806,"sku":"11018421783322017642","price":10.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":53707901665574,"sku":"33605388407328405878","price":11.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1031\/4137\/6294\/files\/11090554556344711615_2048.jpg?v=1788999127","url":"https:\/\/genxgoods.com\/products\/crunchy-hair-mug","provider":"Gen X Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}